Chimpofile 

Resultant species from cross breeding a Chimpazee and an agressive sexual predator.

Species was developed in the late 1970's at a time where ethics in the scientific community was yet to develop a rhobust set of legal guidelines.

"Half primate, half inmate, it's the Chimpofile.

"Chimpofile, chimpofile ,you make the gaylord monkeys smile."

Chimpofile by Marvindacat December 23, 2019

Chimobile 

Noun. Pronounced (Chy-Moh-Beel) A compound word, combing the slang term Chimo with the adjective Mobile. A vehicle used for the transportation of a child molester and his victims. Typically recognized as a shoddy-looking Chevy van or, in rarer cases, a Volkswagen Bus converted into an ice cream truck. The inside of a Chimobile usually consists of shag carpet, curtains to cover the windows, a large bag of assorted hard candies, and a semen-stained mattress.

Observer: "Wow, did you see that old greasy bald dude get into that beat-up van? That's gotta be a Chimobile!"

Narrator: The Chimobile pulled up to the daycare, an alluring tune streaming from the mounted house speakers, drumsticks and ice cream sandwiches melting in the warm lap of the driver.

Chimobile by JuhCoby25 September 7, 2009