Urban Dictionary: Chimp

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Acronym for "Cum Hard In My Pants."

"Bro...those girls are so hot, I'm about to CHIMP," said Russell.

by Warlin April 28, 2018

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To be duped...especially by social engineering of an anonymous nature.

"Who chimped you into believing that nudity is sinful?"

by T.R. Lemming August 22, 2005

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A reference to Police Community Support Officers in Britain - Can't Help In Most Police Situations.

Oh no, they can't do anything they're only CHIMPS, we need a proper copper.

by KirkbyWillo January 16, 2011

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n. Brutal output of constipated feces
v. chimp; chimping; chimpped
shit, poop, crap, poo, feces

My cat finally fucking CHIMPPED last night!

by gothfungus January 09, 2012

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Chimp: someone who is annoying and always runs their mouth;could also mean fat guid

Stop being a chimp, you're so annoying.

by GCast July 08, 2014

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A rather weak and ugly looking human who lacks intelligence. Would rather steal everyone else's sayings/quotes than make it's own. Usually has an underbite and is frightened easily.

(1)NORMAL HUMAN: "Shut the hell up you dumb chimp."
CHIMP: "You shut the hell up you dumb chimp."
(2)CHIMP: "Want to kill that guy?"
HUMAN 1:"Not really."*tells human 2 about the chimps threat*
HUMAN 2:"What did you say you dumb chimp?"
CHIMP: "I was just kidding sonny."

by magigs August 12, 2008

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1. A person who is dressed half chav half pimp.
2. A person who acts like a chav and a pimp

Dude1: What the hell is that guy wearing?
Dude2: He looks like a right chimp.
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Dude1: Why the hell is he acting like that the complete twonk?
Dude2: He thinks he's a right chimp.

by dawson90 October 07, 2007

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