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Performing low quality work very quickly. Based on the fact that the entire chimpanzee sex act, from erection to ejaculation is typically less than 3 seconds. The term is currently very common among frumdebars.
I can build you an awesome website by next week for a couple thousand dollars, or I can chimp something up this afternoon for about fifty.
by tafrum December 26, 2010
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a monky an ugly creature often often seen with its banana in its hands
by the__yeti June 19, 2008
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Describing a repulsive smelly creature, born of the human species, but acting as though he were a primate. Nappy dark hair, gross teeth, small red haired mating parter. Often attempts to read books, posters, and magazines, always failing. Communicates by making a series of noises like, "ooo ahhh ehhh ahhh ooo". Smells like an asshole.
hey chimp!!!! ooo oo ahh ahh!!!! go eat a banana you retard.
by Stephanie and Andrew May 06, 2008
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(Verb)

To lose all human control and revert back to one's simian roots. Usually resulting from seeing an attractive woman or, if you are a comic book fan, a mint copy of The Avengers #1.
Did you see that girl at the club that I was talking to last night? I was really chimping for her.

Mark looked at the woman and began to chimp heavily.
by Masner May 01, 2009
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(verb): to masturbate furiously or to ejaculate, while making loud monkey noises.
(noun): semen; ejaculate; spunk.
(1): Dude, I can't believe you chimped all over my couch!
(2): Wipe that chimp up before I beat your ass!
by Big Chimper June 03, 2003
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1. (noun): an anthropoid ape (Pan troglodytes) of equatorial Africa that is smaller and more arboreal than the gorilla

2. (noun): Pete Sampras (usually used with "the" and capitalized)
1. The chimp is smarter than The President.

2. The Chimp was one of the greatest tennis players of all time.
by orion October 06, 2003
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Person 1: "I'm going to shove a fork in an outlet."
Person 2: "Dude, you're an absolute chimp."
by Frixion fred September 19, 2020
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