To mum's horror, Simon pulled off his trousers and paraded around the sitting room; proudly sticking his angry erection in the air like a big flesh chimney.
When smoke from an open fire drifts into the body of a person standing nearby, continuing upwards into the victims face and into the sky above.
The victim will usually have their vision temporarily impaired if the smoke makes it into their eyes.
The wind direction changed suddenly, causing a large plume of smoke to drift into unsespecting Mantis, as he stood by the fire for warmth. By the time Mantis realised the danger it was already too late, as the smoke advanced upwards, consuming his head and causing his eyes to water.
Mantis: Ahhh my god damned eyes!
Friend: Dude, you just got severely chimneyed. Hey everyone look, Mantis got chimneyed and now he’s crying!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.