Chili Cheese

When a man craps on a woman's chest, then proceeds to slide his penis between them sexually.

Crissy was on the rag, so Brian gave her a chili cheese.

by gmfocker November 10, 2009

Chili Cheese

When a man bends over and simultaneously pees and poops in a girls mouth.

This girl was begging me for some chili cheese action last night.

by W0nder_W0man May 11, 2014

chili cheese fritos

A warning sign that the girl you just had sexual intercorse with might have a STI or STD. You can tell a girl has this condition if her coochie smells or tastes like a gas station bathroom.

John: (scratches dick) “I ate this girl out and it tasted like Chili Cheese Fritos .”
Mike: “Bro, see a doctor.”
John: (fucking dies)

by Steve Calzone October 28, 2020

chili-cheese hot snakes

Redish-orange fiery poo that comes out like a long thin french fry. It burns your butt with a hot sensation and smells like it looks, SUPER hot and stinky. It often curls as it hits the bottom of the toilet.

Krista these "chili-cheese hot snakes" are burning my buns! What did you put in that sausage you cooked?!

by poonanni December 3, 2013

chili cheese dog

Defecating between a partner's breasts, and then scraping the smegma, a sebaceous cheesy secretion from an uncircumcised and unwashed penis, on top of the settled feces. Then titty fuck her.

I gave Erin a chili cheese dog in my car after we went to the ballgame.

by Chris, Lucas, Corry October 9, 2007

chili cheese burrito

When a human male puts on a condom, shits diarrhea into a second one, puts it on over the first condom, then promptly fornicates the orphus of his choice. Upon climax, the male removes the outer prophylactic inside the orphus in which he made whoopie.

That fat bitch I fucked told me she had a yeast infection. That Chili Cheese Burrito I gave her totally worked!

by chudwilleatyourbaby January 26, 2009

Chili Cheese Dog

The act of smearing your dick with shit then fucking a girl when she has a yeast infection.

My girlfriend begged me to eat her out, but when she pulled down her panties, her pussy smelled like rotten cottage cheese. I knew she just wanted me to sooth the ichyness from her dry flaky twat, that the monostat cream couldn't cure. As revenge for the culinary insult, I decided to shit in my hand and smear it all over my shaft, then fuck her. She completed the recipe by adding her cheese to my chili dog. If she had a herpe flare up there would have been spicy onions on it as well. I do love a chili cheese dog!

by majam August 21, 2012