The worst of all STDs, any man and woman can cause this, whether or not one is already suffering. They never leave you until death.
by Ezlo July 27, 2008
Get the mug
Get a children mug for your coworker Jovana.
In ones opinion, it can be either a lovely gift sent down from the heavens, or it can be a curse that leeches off ones self. "Child" is also a term for a human from the age of 1-18 With the stages of: Newborn, Toddler, Child, Teen, and Adult. a Child is Created when a man and a woman have sexual intercourse and the mans sperm reaches the womans ovary. Thereon, it takes an average of 9 months for the Child to be born. Then, it goes through the stages mentioned above, Newborn, Toddler, Child, Teen and Adult.
in the teen years the "Child" Experiences Puberty, which takes about 1-3 years from the devolopment of teen to Adult. The age Scales for these are: Newborn: 1 month-1 Year Child Toddler: 2-4 yhears old. Child: 5-12 years old. Teen: 13-17 Adult: 18+
A Child Lives all the way from The sperm in a womans egg to the old man Leaning on his cane
by RaNdOm1812873462 August 02, 2006
Get the merch
Get the Child neck gaiter and mug.
"You know what I say? fuck the children".
-George Carlin, about the importance of children.
by Dude of Death March 29, 2009
Get the mug
Get a Children mug for your boyfriend Trump.
tiny person who insists on shaking themself....constantly
"oh my god i swear if that child in front of me does not stop rocking in their movie seat i will roast them on a spit and serve them to the damned"
by flyingavocados06 December 26, 2006
Get the mug
Get a child mug for your fish Bob.
(Subway)Jared's favorite pass time. ;)
Jared likes his Children small and helpless.
by Idiot801 November 11, 2016
Get the merch
Get the Children neck gaiter and mug.