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i wish i could of just gotten aids or something but god hates me so i got children
by RJ aka Rolla Stout January 05, 2009
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The manifest divine wrath of a vengefull God in punishment for screwing.
God: Thou shalt button up thine fly or I shall become wroth with thee!

Guy: Uhhh, nay(?)

<KAZAMM>

Child: Wah, scream, crap, cash drain etc...

Guy: Oh crud

God: I told thee...

Chick: Wheres my 75% share of your salary?

Guy: Oh crud

God: DONT say I didnt tell thee...
by Clem February 21, 2005
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The majority of Urban Dictionary contributors.
I'm going to be annoying just because I can and post useless crap on Urban Dictionary because I haven't grown a pair yet and I think being immature is the funniest crap in the world.

Finish your homework first. Children these days.
by glass cup January 05, 2011
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An individual between birth and puberty. (usually about 0-12 years old)
by Jack Wyatt May 13, 2007
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They are the root of all evil. They take your money, your time, and your pride. Children will never stop being children and will be forever parasites and won't ever fucking move out of your basement. So unless you want to lose the rest of your life to an ungrateful degenerate, you should wear a fucking condom like I fucking said, Karen!
We was boutta smash it raw, but I don't want no children.
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by TrumpisDad December 02, 2016
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