Chicxulub 

The word Chicxulub was an insult in the Mesozoic Era. The asteroid that killed was called Chicxulub. Because the dinosaurs could not use the word shit (the word shit was only invented a few thousand years ago, where the dinosaurs lived a few hundred million years ago), the dinosaurs had to use the world Chixulub. Scientists argue wether this word was truly the first insult in history of earth, but they are not sure either.

Dinosaur 1: What is that glowing thing up there?
Dinosaur 2: What? Where?
Dinosaur 1: There! (points up)
Dinosaur 2: Oh Chicxulub!

Chicxulub by SKYNET853 December 29, 2022

Chicxulub asteroid 

Something that solves many problems with a single action, i. e. killing many birds with one stone. Named for what was responsible for the extinction of dinosaurs; since birds are dinosaurs, that means that the asteroid (a stone) killed many birds.
(cx is pronounced "ksh")

Snow is my Chicxulub asteroid; it gets me away from all my problems and helps me to feel better.

Chicxulub asteroid by ThighFish December 25, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016