chickspeak

The female language understood by other females but, not commonly understood by most men without some training.

Woman: "Oh look..I didn't know there was a Jared's Jewlers there."

Man: "Is that like asking me to buy you something from Jared's in chickspeak?"

Woman: "No."

Man: "Yes, it is."

Woman: "Well, maybe."

by Reyne DesCoeurs January 29, 2009

Childspeak

Speech that is immature, naive and full of unrealistic assumptions.

The sophomore presentation on abolishing government functions was childspeak.

by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

Chickapea

cute and small

cute small animals or persons chickapea like

by pixie 2008 November 1, 2008

cockspeak

def. A humorous muffled dialect of a given language; rendered almost unintelligible by the fact that the one speaking (usually female) has a cock in their mouth.

Cockspeak should not be confused with "Dentistic," which is a similar sounding dialect, but is instead caused by the presence of dental instruments, novacaine injections, and a saliva vacuum.

Cockspeak in Action:

Man: "Uuhh.. god.. yeah.."

Woman: "Reeoo liyck nat?"

Man: "Damn.. that's so good..."

Woman: "Wyah, rye noose ty nung an nick ith tall naroun..."

by nutman March 10, 2006

chicksplain

how to read a woman's mind,

or when a guy knows what a girl wants from her man.

My friend asked me to chicksplain his girlfriend's text to him.

by Gabby Abby December 26, 2019

Chicksplain

When a man is working on a project and a woman, more specifically their significant other comes over and starts asking stupid questions that shouldnt need to be explained.

I was changing the oil in my truck when my girlfriend came out and start asking what I was doing. So I told her I dont have time to chicksplain this stuff right now, so leave me the hell alone.

by Jax75 April 21, 2008

chickspedition

When a guy or group of guys go out somewhere for the sole purpose of looking for chicks

Guy 1: Hey lets hit up the mall
Guy 2: For what ?
Guy 1: We can go on a chickspedition

by jbrizzy June 5, 2011