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chickspeak 

The female language understood by other females but, not commonly understood by most men without some training.
Woman: "Oh look..I didn't know there was a Jared's Jewlers there."

Man: "Is that like asking me to buy you something from Jared's in chickspeak?"

Woman: "No."

Man: "Yes, it is."

Woman: "Well, maybe."

chickspeak by Reyne DesCoeurs January 29, 2009
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Childspeak 

Speech that is immature, naive and full of unrealistic assumptions.
The sophomore presentation on abolishing government functions was childspeak.
Childspeak by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

Chickapea 

cute small animals or persons chickapea like
Chickapea by pixie 2008 November 1, 2008

cockspeak 

def. A humorous muffled dialect of a given language; rendered almost unintelligible by the fact that the one speaking (usually female) has a cock in their mouth.

Cockspeak should not be confused with "Dentistic," which is a similar sounding dialect, but is instead caused by the presence of dental instruments, novacaine injections, and a saliva vacuum.
Cockspeak in Action:

Man: "Uuhh.. god.. yeah.."

Woman: "Reeoo liyck nat?"

Man: "Damn.. that's so good..."

Woman: "Wyah, rye noose ty nung an nick ith tall naroun..."
cockspeak by nutman March 10, 2006

chicksplain

how to read a woman's mind,

or when a guy knows what a girl wants from her man.
My friend asked me to chicksplain his girlfriend's text to him.
chicksplain by Gabby Abby December 26, 2019

Chicksplain

When a man is working on a project and a woman, more specifically their significant other comes over and starts asking stupid questions that shouldnt need to be explained.
I was changing the oil in my truck when my girlfriend came out and start asking what I was doing. So I told her I dont have time to chicksplain this stuff right now, so leave me the hell alone.
Chicksplain by Jax75 April 21, 2008

chickspedition 

When a guy or group of guys go out somewhere for the sole purpose of looking for chicks
Guy 1: Hey lets hit up the mall
Guy 2: For what ?
Guy 1: We can go on a chickspedition
chickspedition by jbrizzy June 5, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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