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Chicken Syndrome 

When the uterine wall that separates the anal cavity from the vaginal canal is punctured/ripped from vigorous anal sex or constipation and one begins to shit out their pussy.

Chicken Syndrome can cause many bacterial infections.

*Name comes from the fact that chickens poop and lay eggs from the same hole!
Bitch's pussy was smellin' stank when I realized she had dat Chicken Syndrome!!

or

OMG, my bf finally convinced me to let him put it in my butt and now I have Chicken Syndrome!!
Chicken Syndrome by Teetzy May 2, 2011
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Chicken Little Syndrome 

Every time someone believes the hype behind an apocalyptic theory that will end the world, and the hysteria that ensues. It is an old cumulative tale about a chicken (or a hare in an early version) who believes the world is coming to an end. The phrase "The sky is falling" has passed into the English language as a common idiom indicating a hysterical or mistaken belief that disaster is imminent.
Suffering from Chicken Little Syndrome, Johnny believes that either the Mayans were just lazy, or the world is coming to an end in 2012.

Chicken Leg Syndrome 

n. (abbreviated CLS)

Generally referring to men who lift heavy weights on a regular basis. Chicken leg syndrome is a phenomena that refers to men who have huge upper bodies and very small legs, creating the appearance of a chicken, with a large breast and thin legs. This is caused by the immense amount of time and effort that they spend doing upper body exercises, and the lack of time that they spend on any muscles of their lower body.
The 25 year old could bench 400 pounds with ease, after years of training, but had never done a squat in his life. This caused him to develop chicken leg syndrome (CLS).

chicken nugget syndrome 

When you are obsessed with chicken nuggets and it's all you can think of!
Teacher: What is the answer to 23x44?

Student:CHICKEN NUGGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There you go, A perfect example of chicken nugget syndrome

Chicken Pussy Syndrome 

When a woman eats chicken, especially Chick-fil-A, and her pussy smells and tastes like chicken. Some even report chicken oozing out of the vagina.
Gross, you're dating her? I heard she has Chicken Pussy Syndrome

"What's the news, doc?"
"I'm sorry to inform you of this, but you have a chronic case of chicken pussy syndrome."

Chicken Run Syndrome 

A genetic abnormality affecting a large number of women in modernized nations. Mainly features a large and overweight midsection/upper thighs while the remainder of the physique is still fit in nature.

Not a lot can be done to rectify this and it is a shame when an otherwise hot girl has been afflicted.

Refer to the movie chicken run for visual examples.
"Check out that girl, she'd be hot if she didn't have chicken run syndrome"

Chicken Head Syndrome 

A large pain in your neck that you get from being too much of a chicken head. Often is in the form of a large lump anywhere around the neck.
Kyle - "Did you see the knot in that girls neck? Holy shit what is that?"
Evan - "That looks like Chicken Head Syndrome!"

Niki - "What do I do to get rid of Chicken Head Syndrome?"
Evan - "Oh an advil or two will do, maybe some tea! Just cool down on the domicile!"

Chicken Head Syndrome by DROPlv October 24, 2008
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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