Chicken Lover - a lowlifescum who gets turned up by little kids.
My cuz Larry is comin' over, so yo betta keep close eye on yo kids. Dat Chicken Lover be chasing dem li'l chicks all over da farm if you don't keep 'em safe in da coop.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.