Chicken Jockey

1(n) A chicken-riding zombie in the video game Minecraft. Popularized by the Minecraft Movie.
2(n) One who acts like a public nuisance in order to participate in a viral trend, or for fun.
3(n) A dick rider (Chicken is a euphemism for "dick").
4(n) A promiscuous person (Chicken is also a euphemism for "hoe").
5(v) To act like a chicken jockey

1) Dang, that chicken jockey killed me. Now I'll have to walk all the way back to where I died.
2) These fucking chicken jockeys threw popcorn and soda all over the theater, and now I'm expected to clean it for $7.25 an hour?!
3) A bunch of Marvel chicken jockeys flamed me in the comments for saying the MCU was getting stale.
4) Dan is an absolute chicken jockey, if Sally's dating him she must be one too.
5) the Minecraft Movie trend was bad, but the Szechuan Sauce incident of 2017 has to be the worst wave of chicken jockeying on record. /

by Pedro Barius May 22, 2025

Chicken Jockey

Someone who rides on another's back while using their "chicken"(dick) as a guide to tell them where to move

P1. Damn did you hear about lisa?
P2. Oh yea heard she was a professional chicken jockey

by BeanBandit April 12, 2025

Chicken Jockey

Flint and steelllll
i am steveeeee

stop fucking singing.
CHICKEN JOCKEY

by AGayBoy<3 April 12, 2025

Chicken Jockey

A humorous phrase uttered by Jack Black in "A Minecraft Movie" (2025)

Garret: You want me to fight the chicken?
*Crate lowers slowly and releases a baby Zombie*
Steve: CHICKEN JOCKEY.

by craysilver April 30, 2025

Chicken Jockey

Stupid things that people get hyped and cry vigorously in the theater when they Chicken Jockey in the movie Minecraft Movie. And some crazy teenagers throw their popcorn when it appears on the screen. It's pretty messed up.

Screen: "Chicken Jockey on the box arena"
Audience: Chicken Jockey!!!!! YAAAAA!!!!
Cleaners(later on): Dude, I genuinely wanna quit my job right the flip now! Popcorn's everywhere!!!

by catty box April 22, 2025

The Chicken Jockey

Chicken Jockey: A very obscure sex act done after a solemn occasion. This is a form of necrophilia typically done by digging up a rotten course, and dressing yourself in a chicken suit. Beforehand, you must say the obligatory “CHICKEN JOCKEY,” and proceed to have it ride your schlong. This can be done with the help of another person to move said corpse, or through proper positioning and having the corpse lie down on you during the act. Once finished, you carry the nut-filled corpse on your back and run around thrashing into innocent civilians, similar to a chicken jockey.

After everyone left the funeral, Sam couldn’t bear to look at the grave anymore, and dug it up to do the Chicken Jockey.

by The Muntologist July 09, 2025

Chicken Jockey

When you hear jack black say “chicken jockey” and you point a gun at the employees head to force them to get naked so you can “ride” them (if you know what I mean) and while your raping the employee you have a friend that we will nickname “the player” strip naked and thrust his pelvis while running at you to try and knock you off the employee so he can have a chance to get on them like the game king of the hill.

Jack Black: Chicken Jockey!!

You to the employee: bend over and take off yo shit before I Swiss cheese you nigga

Your friend: we playing chicken jockey?

by Westernbaconchee April 09, 2025