Chicken basket

Occurs when a man sticks his testicles inside a woman. The number of fingers in the chicken basket refers to the number of fingers used during insertion. It's rumored to be pleasurable for the woman when they pop out. While its occurance is rare, the special sauce is considered a both a complement to the woman and a delicious delicacy.

A four finger chicken basket is when a man uses his his index fingers and thumbs to pop them push them in.

by Colonel Don Juan Drake June 29, 2010

Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket

Very random display of disgust or surpise. Also used to emphasize a point being made, or to just humor your friends. First uttered by a by a dick football coach from a small town in Kansas.

Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket!!! That was the shittiest block I've ever seen.
Guess what Chris? I got laid last night! "Well Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket, it's about time."

by Brian Ball April 25, 2006

Chicken Strip Basket

A sexual act where a girl bends her ass over and spreads her cheeks. The chicken strips or penises go into the girls ass. This can be done with 2 penises to 6 penises. After this, one person pours BBQ sauce into the girls ass to dip their "chicken strips" into the girl's ass the resembles the basket. After this, all people involved get serious diseases that could lead to death. For example, receiving and dying from AIDS or HIV.

Bro, we got the chicken strip basket from DQ. We all got AIDS and she died from the hard ass sex.

by AN0SEater March 19, 2020

Which one of you chicken munching basket ball playing african monkeys did it

mainly used to interrogate those chicken munchers.

Officer:Alright Which one of you chicken munching basket ball playing african monkeys did it?
Black Suspects:It wasn't us man!!

by M4A11X November 8, 2023

chicken-in-the-basket

A prostitute placed in a basket with a large hole in the bottom. The basket with a girl properly aligned would be lowered over the client's member and spun. The basket would be raised and lowered slightly over the erect penis of the client while it was spinnning to increase pleasure.

In Viet Nam war, "chicken-in-the-basket" was the favorite take-out of GIs but nowadays it's used by sumo wrestlers to prevent damage to their women (baskets have been replaced with nylon harnesses).

by Taro T September 5, 2005

Chicken in a Basket

This is an expression meant for good luck. The chicken is supposed to be alive, sitting in the basket, and is meant for good luck.

Have a safe trip and chicken in a basket

by Unjuntoo February 27, 2010

Chicken in a Basket

1) A chicken in a basket.

2) German war cry during World War 1. The Germans would shout this as they dropped pastry on to unsuspecting lemon monkeys.

Wait, this isn't a base! It's just a bunch of corporate logos! CHICKEN IN A BASKET!

by SPGLink August 16, 2003