Chiamese 

A Chinese-Siamese person.

“Look at that Chiamese bastard!”

Chiamese by festertheneglecter June 25, 2023

Chianeser 

Another term for creeper/stalker.

Person 1: Dude, did you see her staring at you?
Person 2: Yeah, she's such a chianeser.

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Judge: So, why are you requesting this restraining order?
Plaintiff: Well, your honor, he was totally chianesing me.

Chianeser by TaylorIsTheFirstBestPersonHere March 29, 2010

Chianese 

(KA-NAY-SAY) An Italian surname commonly mispronounced "Chinese" by the everyday English speaker. As such, when affixed to the first name of a female, it becomes grounds for crude jokes amongst the male sort who persist in making references to the cuisine.

Mispronunciation tends towards establishing nickname status amongst friends, who hail said person by crying boisterously "CHINESE!" which may alert bystanders to look for nearby Asians or, perhaps, someone carrying a take-out bag.

Regardless of conflicting pronunciations, persons belonging to this name are generally worthwhile company and can, eventually, make you go "crazay for chianayzay"

Male Friend 1: "*snickering* Dude, are we eating Chinese tonight or what?"
Male Friend 2: "That's my gf bro, back off!"

____ Chianese: "What's wrong with you?"
Friend of Chianese: "I'MMA GOIN' CRAZAY FOR CHIANAYZAY!"

Chianese by XGRABYOURGATX September 20, 2009