Chiamese 

A Chinese-Siamese person.

“Look at that Chiamese bastard!”

Chiamese by festertheneglecter June 25, 2023

Chianeser 

Another term for creeper/stalker.

Person 1: Dude, did you see her staring at you?
Person 2: Yeah, she's such a chianeser.

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Judge: So, why are you requesting this restraining order?
Plaintiff: Well, your honor, he was totally chianesing me.

Chianeser by TaylorIsTheFirstBestPersonHere March 29, 2010

Chianese 

(KA-NAY-SAY) An Italian surname commonly mispronounced "Chinese" by the everyday English speaker. As such, when affixed to the first name of a female, it becomes grounds for crude jokes amongst the male sort who persist in making references to the cuisine.

Mispronunciation tends towards establishing nickname status amongst friends, who hail said person by crying boisterously "CHINESE!" which may alert bystanders to look for nearby Asians or, perhaps, someone carrying a take-out bag.

Regardless of conflicting pronunciations, persons belonging to this name are generally worthwhile company and can, eventually, make you go "crazay for chianayzay"

Male Friend 1: "*snickering* Dude, are we eating Chinese tonight or what?"
Male Friend 2: "That's my gf bro, back off!"

____ Chianese: "What's wrong with you?"
Friend of Chianese: "I'MMA GOIN' CRAZAY FOR CHIANAYZAY!"

Chianese by XGRABYOURGATX September 20, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022