A chetnik or shitnik is the Serbian version of a queer cowboy. Those are armed and dangerous individuals who are not only NOT feared by, but worshipped as demigods by the backward state of Serbia.
You can recognize a shitnik or chetnik by their unshaved neckbeards, poor hygiene, guns and the stench that can be felt through 12 feet of concrete.
They are a testament to what happens when you sell guns to semi-retarded internet boys who think that living in their mom's backyard and lighting sh*t on fire helps their country.
- Hey I saw Bojan yesterday, he hadn't shaved in weeks, smelled like crapshit and had a gun on him.
- Yeah, he is a full-fledged chetnik now. I wonder what will happen to him in 5-10 years since he dropped out of university.
- He'll probably become a janitor at a gas station and blame the Americans/Europeans for his pathetic failures.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*