Chelsea Tractor 

Any expensive 4x4 that is driven in an urban environment as a status symbol (typically for the school run) and will never be driven off-road.

Look, that Chelsea Tractor nearly flattened that kid!

Chelsea Tractor by ud40 February 23, 2005

Chelsea Tractor 

An offroad car that never goes offroad

a 4x4 that stays on road

Chelsea Tractor by ud40 May 13, 2005

Chelsea Tractor 

A 4 x 4 car such as a Range Rover, a Mercedes GL or a BMW X5 which is driven in wealthier suburban areas such as Chelsea
a typical one (new) costs over £40,000
some examples of Chelsea Tractors

Mercedes M
BMW X5
Audi Q7
Lexus RX
Range Rover
Porsche Cayenne

Despite the four wheel drive, Most Chelsea Tractors almost never go off-road

Chelsea Tractor by Someguywhopostedhere October 23, 2011

chelsea tractor 

a big suv type car driven around chelsea by snooty rich bitches.Think range rovers going around a london street.

look at her in her chelsea tractor.

chelsea tractor by col January 22, 2005

chelsea tractor 

noun, a large 4 wheel drive vehicle, driven in cities for ordinary, day to day purposes. eg, Land Rover, BMX X5, etc..

environmentalist: those wankers in their chelsea tractors are destroying the environment.

politician: fuck off.

chelsea tractor by master ace October 23, 2005

Chelsea Tractor 

SUV driven by a plonker trying to achieve status

chelsea tractor

Chelsea Tractor by pseudochorus December 24, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020