Chelsea Grin 

A form of torture.

Typically, two one inch incisions are made at the corners of the victim's mouth. Then the victim is tortured causing them to scream. This tears the flesh along the sides of the mouth, leaving a "grin".

Can alternatively be called a Glasgow Smile .

Heath Ledger's Joker has a Chelsea Grin.

Ichi the Killer has a Chelsea Grin.

Chelsea Grin by dirtybird4t46345222 October 19, 2008

Chelsea Grin 

A Chelsea Grin (also known as a Chelsea Smile or a Glasgow Grin) is an act popular among British gangs which involves making a cut from the side of someones mouth all the way up to their ear. Due to the cut, it appears as if the victim is smiling. Thought to have originated from Glaswegian criminals but became popular among British football hooligan firms, in particular the Chelsea Headhunters.

Dennis: Let's give this cunt a Chelsea Grin!

Darren: Yeah alright, we can use the knife my mother got me for my birthday.

Cunt: Please, no, not the Chelsea Grin, anything but the notorious Chelsea Grin!

Chelsea Grin by badboyCHANCE October 30, 2012

Chelsea Grin 

Amazing deathcore band from salt lake city, UT.

Hiigaferb: "Listening to sonnet of the wretched, by chelsea grin, makes me cum blood."
bob "EW SAMEE AJWEANWUAREBEC"

Chelsea Grin by poopscoop12 November 15, 2010

chelsea grin 

a victim has a card e.g a credit card forced inside there mouth, then the attackers punch the victim in the stomach to make there muscles tighten, making the mouth snaller, the card digs into the skin and makes a "grin" at the sides of the victims mouth.

a chelsea grin is performed on greenstreet

chelsea grin by TomJackson404 December 24, 2008

Chelsea Grin 

1: A form of torture involving cuts made on both corners of the victim's mouth, causing a wide grin to form (also called glasgow smile).

2: A cool deathcore band

Asshole: "I just gave some guy a chelsea grin with my knife."

Metalhead: "I like to listen to Chelsea Grin. Their music is cool."

Chelsea Grin by Mausoleumgoer December 8, 2024

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005