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Chelsea Grin 

A Chelsea Grin (also known as a Chelsea Smile or a Glasgow Grin) is an act popular among British gangs which involves making a cut from the side of someones mouth all the way up to their ear. Due to the cut, it appears as if the victim is smiling. Thought to have originated from Glaswegian criminals but became popular among British football hooligan firms, in particular the Chelsea Headhunters.
Dennis: Let's give this cunt a Chelsea Grin!

Darren: Yeah alright, we can use the knife my mother got me for my birthday.

Cunt: Please, no, not the Chelsea Grin, anything but the notorious Chelsea Grin!
Chelsea Grin by badboyCHANCE October 30, 2012

Chelsea Grin 

Amazing deathcore band from salt lake city, UT.
Hiigaferb: "Listening to sonnet of the wretched, by chelsea grin, makes me cum blood."
bob "EW SAMEE AJWEANWUAREBEC"
Chelsea Grin by poopscoop12 November 15, 2010

chelsea grin 

a victim has a card e.g a credit card forced inside there mouth, then the attackers punch the victim in the stomach to make there muscles tighten, making the mouth snaller, the card digs into the skin and makes a "grin" at the sides of the victims mouth.
a chelsea grin is performed on greenstreet
chelsea grin by TomJackson404 December 24, 2008

Chelsea Grin 

1: A form of torture involving cuts made on both corners of the victim's mouth, causing a wide grin to form (also called glasgow smile).

2: A cool deathcore band
Asshole: "I just gave some guy a chelsea grin with my knife."

Metalhead: "I like to listen to Chelsea Grin. Their music is cool."
Chelsea Grin by Mausoleumgoer December 8, 2024
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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