Cheesy Dick

A Male with a odor to his penis, usually an Old molded Cheese smell... Mostly found on Uncircumcised men, but circumcised men can receive it also... In Most cases the smell comes from left over Urine Drops, Pre Ejaculation, and Poor Hygiene...

"Pull that skin back, so I can suck that dick"

"Eww... wtf? Boy go wash that Cheesy Dick"

by TSMorgan October 18, 2013

cheesy dick

someone who is always jacking off. dick is always covered in spirm.

"Check out this awesome porn I got."
"Dude, your such a cheesy dick."

by Matt30 January 6, 2008

Cheesy Dick

The art of eating Hot Cheetos (usually drinking Dr. Pepper as well) and never washing your hands, proceeding to wipe them on your pants right next to the genital region, therefore leaving a stain of cheese on your dick.

"Look at Eric eat those Hot Cheetos"
"He is such a mess"
"Now watch him wipe his hand on his pants"
"He's got a bad case of cheesy dick"

by DaKushmasta June 24, 2016

pissy cheesy dick (PCD)

A bellhead encrusted with smegma which has a pungent odor of day old urine combined with the finest, stinkiest cheese France has to offer.

Tommy hasn't showered in a week and now has pissy cheesy dick (PCD).

by - anonymous - April 25, 2007

smokes the cheesy dick

Anything which sucks profusely. Used to represent something that not only sucks, blows or is otherwise just terrible but is totally and utterly horrible. In this instance smoking is a term used to represent felatio or sucking cock. Cheesy dick is used to not only represent the case of a man with cheese dick but also to represent something really cheesy, corny or lame.

1. "This is the worst game I've ever played, it fucking smokes the cheesy dick."
2. Jim: "This party fucking sucks."
Ned: "No shit, it's totally smoking the cheesy dick."

by Bafilius January 27, 2007

Cheesy Shit Dick

When you put mac n cheese on her ass then perform anal.

Have you ever had a cheesy shit dick?

by Nanera420 July 10, 2019

Cheeky Dick Waffle

A cheeky dick waffle is a smart ass who enjoys dicking with others, sometimes in some very clever or devious ways.

Dandyman: I heard you knew how to make an entrance. If I had known you were going to do all this, I would have hung some Union Jacks for you.

Alucard: Hold on! Did you put all this on for me? Who are you?

Dandyman: I am Tubalcain Alhambra or the "Dandyman." I may or may not have fed a lie to the local policia that in return for your capture I would give them immortality.

Alucard: And they fucking bought that?!

Dandyman: Like discount pichi.

Alucard: You cheeky dick waffle!

by Leyulf September 30, 2013