cheesy chester 

a cheesy chester is when you eat a whole bag of Cheetos, and then finger a vag. fuckin' eh.

a cheesy chester is basically the fakest sex move ever invented, but is good for its comedic purposes.

cheesy chester by xtrustmetwicex October 8, 2009

Cheesy Chester 

The act of masturbation after ingesting Cheetos, and not washing off the cheesy dust left on one's finger tips.

When I get home, I'm gonna munch down a whole bag of Cheetos and Cheesy Chester myself until I pass out.

Cheesy Chester by shorttripp2 February 28, 2011

Cheezy Chester

1. A man who comes up with disgusting, sexually-inappropriate urban dictionary definitions in his spare time.

2. A complete and utter badass

Man 1: Cheezy Chester just posted a new urban dictionary definition.

Man 2: Oh jeez, what now?

Man 1: Well, it involves a man, a woman, and a newborn Siamese kitten.

Cheezy Chester by Cheezy Chester March 4, 2009

Cheeky Chester

What you'd call someone you have just caught attempting to slap your bottom, finger-bang, or otherwise violate you without your knowledge.

"Were you just trying to put your finger in my butt? You Cheeky Chester, you!"

Cheeky Chester by SpaceyStars January 8, 2023

Chester Cheese Dog 

When a person eats a bag of Cheetos and without washing his or her hands gives a hand job to themselves or others.

Holy shit, she gave me a Chester Cheese Dog last night.

I was so high I ate a bag of Cheetos and Chester Cheese Dogged myself.

Chester Cheese Dog by Texas Scramble March 7, 2013

Chester Cheese Cork

When you eat a bag of Chee-tos and get the orange powder cheese all over your thumb, then stick it in a girl’s ass.

After eating all the snacks during the World Cup game, I gave Rudy’s sister a, “Chester Cheese Cork!”

Chester Cheese Cork by Ginger of Destruction July 15, 2026