cheesy chester

a cheesy chester is when you eat a whole bag of Cheetos, and then finger a vag. fuckin' eh.

a cheesy chester is basically the fakest sex move ever invented, but is good for its comedic purposes.

by xtrustmetwicex October 8, 2009

Cheesy Chester

The act of masturbation after ingesting Cheetos, and not washing off the cheesy dust left on one's finger tips.

When I get home, I'm gonna munch down a whole bag of Cheetos and Cheesy Chester myself until I pass out.

by shorttripp2 February 28, 2011

Cheezy Chester

1. A man who comes up with disgusting, sexually-inappropriate urban dictionary definitions in his spare time.

2. A complete and utter badass

Man 1: Cheezy Chester just posted a new urban dictionary definition.

Man 2: Oh jeez, what now?

Man 1: Well, it involves a man, a woman, and a newborn Siamese kitten.

by Cheezy Chester March 4, 2009

Cheeky Chester

What you'd call someone you have just caught attempting to slap your bottom, finger-bang, or otherwise violate you without your knowledge.

"Were you just trying to put your finger in my butt? You Cheeky Chester, you!"

by SpaceyStars January 8, 2023

Chester Cheese Dog

When a person eats a bag of Cheetos and without washing his or her hands gives a hand job to themselves or others.

Holy shit, she gave me a Chester Cheese Dog last night.

I was so high I ate a bag of Cheetos and Chester Cheese Dogged myself.

by Texas Scramble March 7, 2013