Cheeseknuckle

A cheeseknuckle, is when somebody plays with their bellend cheese, then punches you in the face.

Man1: "Bro stop playing with your dick"...
Man2: "Naw man stfu or I'll give you a cheeseknuckle"..
Man1: "Gwed"
Man2: *Punches in the face leaving residue of dickcheese.

Cheeseknuckle by AtlasAlliance March 24, 2016

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cheeseknucker

Only one person in the world gets this title, and it goes to the person who has the immense willpower to knuck mountains of cheese.

Julia, you are such a cheeseknucker. Noone comes close to the amount of cheese you knuck.

cheeseknucker by 2nd_place_cheeseknucker February 15, 2022

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cheeseknucker

cheese knuckle

Like a moose knuckle except it has the overwhelming odour of rancid cheese.

Man, I can smell that cheese knuckle from 6 feet away.

cheese knuckle by ritwil July 20, 2011

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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