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cheeseburger in paradise 

A multitasking sex position in which one male partner performs butt sex on his other male parter (typically doggystyle), which eating a burger from Five Guys, while watching the Chicago Cubs game but having no idea what is actually happening in the game.
Ronny and Keith had a cheeseburger in paradise yesterday. The cubs lost. And yet, they were still happy.
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cheeseburger in paradise 

A restaurant slowly making it up in the North. Its owned by OSI Restaurants with a partial ownership of Jimmy Buffet. It has live entertainment and its supposed to put you in paradise which it doesnt at all. The food is good but can be pricey! $3.75 for a milkshake! Fuck that! The management who runs it are retarded and dont know how to manage a restaurant at all.

You can be 19 and become a manager within 3 months after opening.
The cheeseburger in paradise is good but management sucks at their job.

Cheeseburger in Paradise 

A fun song Jimmy Buffett wrote after having a mishap at sea, causing him and his crew extra days out on the water. They had nothing to eat but canned food and peanut butter. Once they reached land, they headed to the first burger joint they found, and had themselves a feast. Being stuck out at sea with only those items of food, then finding a burger joint on land, was the inspiration behind Cheeseburger in Paradise.
I love Jimmy Buffett’s song “Cheeseburger in Paradise”.

Cheeseburger in Paradise 

A fun song Jimmy Buffett wrote after having a mishap at sea, causing him and his crew extra days out on the water. They had nothing to eat but canned food and peanut butter. Once they reached land, they headed to the first burger joint they found, and had themselves a feast. Being stuck out at sea with only those items of food, then finding a burger joint on land, was the inspiration behind Cheeseburger in Paradise.
I love Jimmy Buffett’s song “Cheeseburger in Paradise”.

Cheeseburger in Paradise Restaurant

An island-themed restaurant based on the Jimmy Buffett song "Cheeseburger in Paradise". Tiki bar=best part.
Cheeseburger in Paradise Restaurant

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026