Cheese curtains 

The labia of a vegetarian

I am told that vegetarians do not have beef curtains but instead cheese curtains

Cheese curtains by Monoculi March 29, 2023

ham and cheese curtains 

A woman's pussy lips

"Where's my motha-fuckin' benji greens?"
"In between my ham and cheese curtains, wanna take a dustin'?"

ham and cheese curtains by Champloo October 28, 2006

ham and cheese curtain show 

one who has to spread the beef curtains, aka vagina lips, to get to the vagina due to saggyness

i wanted to pork Helga until i seen the ham and cheese curtain show.

ham and cheese curtain show by blahbalh12 January 30, 2015

Cheesy meat curtains 

When a female vagina lips or male uncircumsized penis skin is covered in smelly cheese(smegma) when one goes for days with out showering.

That bitch has some seriously cheesy meat curtains and it made my dick itch.

Cheesy meat curtains by Taco Gangsta October 27, 2010

Cheesy meat curtain 

A heavily used vagina, that looks similar to sliced beef with cheese on it. The cheese is represented by mung, pussy residue, or cock spatter.

She should take a shower to clean off that Cheesy meat curtain.

Cheesy meat curtain by Bon Figlioli June 4, 2007