cheese wheel

Also known as Super Tuna Can, a gigantic penis, however, most of it's volume is derived from it's long diameter, not it's short length. Also known as Mega, Super, or Hyper Chode

Man, it's so hard to hide my cheese wheel, it just doesn't fit in any pants

by JeffZhang May 17, 2005

cheese wheel

A short fat dick. reference Ron White.

She wants my cheese wheel.

by Joshinak August 22, 2006

Cheese Wheel

Having to sit through a buddies set of bad jokes he always pulls off.

We met some girls the other night at the club and I had to sit through Barry's cheese wheel act again...Man it gets old.

by Ryo_slide December 16, 2008

cheese wheel

1. Usually a short, fat penis; chode. It does not necessarily mean a short or stubby pee pee, but it is in comparison to its diameter. Ranges from tubular to wider than it is tall.

2. A rarely-used term for a school bus, preferably yellow.

1. "Wow will you look at that guy's cheese wheel..."
"I know, it looks like his dick is stuck in his scrotum."

2. "Shit, did Drew really trash his car?"
"Yeah dude, he gets to ride the cheese wheels to school."

by gChinkin January 14, 2009

cheese wheel

a round wheel of cheesy awesomeness.

girl: hmm, im hungry.

guy: u should eat a cheese wheel!

by kolfan June 20, 2009

Cheese wheel

A phallus as wide and thick as a cheese wheel

Get your cheese wheel cut

by Grukasdix March 30, 2009

Cheese wheel

A nickname given to a male with a penis that is wider than it is long. Otherwise known as a choad.

That guy over there has a cheese wheel.

by 300rum July 27, 2014