Cheese Scraper 

A cheese scraper is a video game player who is overly skilled compared to friends, they often are seen as underdogs but perform well under pressure

You’re such a Cheese scraper

Cheese Scraper by SlangMan786 September 9, 2019

sack cheese scraper 

Sack cheese scraper: A small hand held devise that is used by lover's of fine sack cheeses to gently scrape the fine creamy cheese off of the cheesemakers warm sack.

See also: sack cheese

The waiter brought us fine cheeses from around the world from which we chose a fine Canadian sackcheese. The waiter skillfully used the sack cheese scraper to slide off the creamy goodness from the Canadian's sack.

sack cheese scraper by Willy B. Jackenoff January 24, 2004

sack cheese scraper 

One who removes duck butter type substances from the testicles of mlaes using their front teeth

I felt Timmys teeths nibble into my sack has he scrped the thick layer of duck butter away

sack cheese scraper by Iain McPherson May 24, 2004

Scrape Cheese 

The small amount of cheese (or other dipping sauce) left in a container after being used

Dude all you left me with is scrape cheese to dip in.

Scrape Cheese by BEEF435 April 22, 2009

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater 

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.

Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater by 7humbs December 9, 2008