Cheese Crisp 

Cheesy tortilla snack fried on a pan or microwaved until the cheese in the middle of starts to leaving it slightly crispy you

Hey mom, will you make me a cheese crisp?

Cheese Crisp by Frosty Dog March 27, 2020

Cheese us Chrispe! 

Euphimistic exclamation "Jesus Christ" pronounced in a company of liberals, atheists, agnostics and other non-believers.

- Biden wins.
- Cheese us Chrispe! We're all doomed.

Cheese us Chrispe! by Murdoc Kylburne March 9, 2021

International crispy toe nails dripped in cheddar cheese eating day 

On the twenty-first of June, you should eat crispy toe nails dipped in cheddar cheese until you have a stomach puncture.

Have you heared what happened to Joe?

No what?

He's got stomach puncture, he's in the hospital.

Oh my god, why?

Check urbandictionary. You'll read about the International crispy toe nails dripped in cheddar cheese eating day

International crispy toe nails dripped in cheddar cheese eating day by HipósGeci June 20, 2021

cheesecrimping 

When your homie puts nacho cheese on his raw cock and ties a knot with your large and small intestines.

"Dude Jamal was totally cheesecrimping me last night, greatest night of my life, still recovering though"

"When Jamal was ready to hit the sack, he entered his bedroom. Upon entering, he stubbed his toe on the bedpost and tripped, falling to the ground. He felt a cold breeze wane over him. He looked behind him to see a shadowy figure before his very eyes. The shadowy figure was seen holding a rather common object. A single cup of Ricos Nacho Cheese, microwaved, piping hot. Jamal was dumbfounded to see this of all things, yet he was still fearful for his life. The shadowy figure lifted Jamal up as if he were a feather, and proceeded to coat his wiener in the scorching hot nacho cheese sauce. The shadowy figure's phallic unit entered Jamal's sourly puckered ass, and melted through his guts like butter. Whilst inside Jamal, the shadowy figure harnessed the immaculate temperature of the nacho cheese on top of his wiener to tie Jamal's large and small intestines into a knot. Jamal felt it pull out, but nothing was to be seen following that moment. In fact, Jamal was so horny the backblast of his cumshot following the incident was so powerful, the region was shocked by a magnitude 6.5 earthquake."

cheesecrimping by Bhorf October 20, 2023