"
Dude Jamal was totally cheesecrimping me last
night, greatest
night of my life, still recovering though"
"When Jamal was ready to hit the sack, he entered his bedroom. Upon entering, he stubbed his toe on the bedpost and tripped, falling to the ground. He felt a
cold breeze wane over him. He looked behind him to see a shadowy figure before his very eyes. The shadowy figure was seen holding a rather common object. A
single cup of Ricos Nacho Cheese, microwaved, piping hot. Jamal was dumbfounded to see this of all things, yet he was still fearful for his life. The shadowy figure lifted Jamal up as if he were a feather, and proceeded to coat his wiener in the scorching hot nacho cheese sauce. The shadowy figure's phallic unit entered Jamal's sourly puckered
ass, and melted through his guts like
butter. Whilst inside Jamal, the shadowy figure harnessed the immaculate temperature of the nacho cheese on
top of his wiener to tie Jamal's large and small intestines into a knot. Jamal felt it pull out, but nothing was to be seen following that moment. In fact, Jamal was so
horny the backblast of his cumshot following the incident was so powerful, the region was shocked by a magnitude 6.5 earthquake."