this one time Ben (Cheese Dick) was at the movies and there was no one in there and this chick heather (Chedda Momma) dipped his penis in hot nacho cheese and then sucked it off.
by yuechen wang February 12, 2008
by g3rd January 9, 2005
filling a used condom with cheese whiz and then tying said condom off. This cheese filled condom can be used for several sexual acts, namely smacking someone in the face with it. The purpose is to have the condom break on their face, covering the person in a cheesy cum goo.
"After having sex with my girlfriend, I took my used rubber and gave her the cheese dick slap, leaving her pissed off and covered in spray can cheese and jizz."
by Mo Fontes July 14, 2009
(noun). When a penis and the surrounding pubic hairs are covered with dry semen after sexual intercourse.
by Kevinhd86 August 6, 2006
Definition to use after you have had sex with a girl that has a yeast infection and still had her cunt cream on. Its what your dick looks like after you are done
Man i nailed that chick last night and didn't know that puss was stank still i saw i had cream cheese dick
by THEBIGO August 11, 2006
the situation where a man suffers from a male yeast infection and proceeds to melt his dick in a waffle iron
by duncan mcleod February 22, 2009
When you have sex with a girl from Philadelphia and you pull out to see another man's semen on your penis.
Man 1: dude! Did you smash that chick from the club last night?
Man 2: yeah, but that hoe gave me a Philly cheese dick. And it wasn't my semen.
Man 2: yeah, but that hoe gave me a Philly cheese dick. And it wasn't my semen.
by L-town dude March 21, 2018