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cheese dick 

A military term used by rank and file troops. Started in use during the Vietnam era and continued till the mid-late 90's.
The term describes a person who at all cost to his fellow troops attempts to climb the rank ladder. A kiss ass' kiss ass. A brown nose that will sellout his brothers and throw anyone under the bus.
Teddy, Big sexy and Guilermo are all cheese dicks.
Teddy snitched to guilermo about my space profile! That rat faced cheese dick mother fucker!
Big sexy snitched on (insert name here)so he could make Spc E-4.....what a cheese dick.
cheese dick by The Prospect April 30, 2008
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A guy who is not only cheesey with the ladies, but is also an arrogant dick head. He almost definitely wears gel in his hair at all times and/or dresses in nice expensive clothes.
Dude, Rick is such a fucking cheese dick."
cheese dick by Bob Williams May 29, 2003

cheese dick 

Smegma . . . a thick cheesy material that collects under the foreskin and on the head of the dick. Indicates a bath is urgently needed! ! !
cheese dick by Anonymous October 15, 2003

Cheese dick 

Someone who's cheesy and acts like a dick.
His was a fucking cheese dick
Cheese dick by Jesusthesonofhuddinge September 9, 2019

cheese dick 

Who's the cheese dick that started this stupid website
cheese dick by fredz July 26, 2006

Cheese Dick 

Someone who wears cut offs/ or tight shirts and straight billed hats/ or gels his hair. Goes to parties like a faggot and drinks mixed drinks. Of course hes wearing his extremely expensive new Jordans.
Going to a party in my tight gay shirt to show my muscles. Gelled my hair with my oakley shades. "Yea bro, i want a shot, actually just mix it with some strawberry lemonade...I'm a Cheese Dick!"
Cheese Dick by TMONEY DSMITH October 1, 2009

Cheese Dick 

Some Shit white people call each other.

Originating in the 60's/70's, The White People Hippie "free child" era was born and brought with it, the Cheese dicks. Apparently if u don't wash your dick it will grow cheese. Niggas don't know Shit about this.
What's up girl, is that your man?
"Fuck no, I wouldn't touch that Cheese Dick motherfucker!"
Cheese Dick by Howard_HUZE September 19, 2016