Used when somebody tells a really boring and/or pointless story, or a terrible joke. It's a sarcastic response originating from the Matt Edmondson show on BBC Radio 1.
Person 1: ...and that's how I found out I had more knives than forks.
A statement made my someone after listening to a person say something completely disinteresting, boring or unnecessary. A possible substitute for cool story bro nobody in the conversation needs to be called Kevin.
Person 1 - So I had a really productive today of hoovering the living room, cleaning the bathroom & walking the hamster.
Person - ....Cheers Kev
Cheers Kev is a statement used when a person is telling an uninteresting anecdote or sharing their unwelcome opinion that nobody really cares about. It is said at the end of said anecdote or unnecessary opinion as to say, 'Thanks you wanker. I really needed to know that you class A prick.' albeit more politely.
'Your wife would look less like a dog if you made her wear makeup mate.'
'Yeah... Cheers Kev.'
'My dog learned to sit last week. I'm so proud of him. He's so smart etc etc!'
'So interesting! Cheers Kev!'
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."