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cheap walmart hooker 

1. A hooker that hangs around Walmart

2 a slut the walks around Walmart all day looking for someone to fuck

3 an insult that started online often implying someone's mom is a hooker
1 hey Ben look at the cheap Walmart hookers I bet you can hire one later tonight

2 that lady's such a cheap Walmart hooker all she's doing is looking for poon

3 hey Ben your moms a cheap Walmart hooker

Cheap-o-hooker 

a hooker who is so ugly that everyone jokes about how cheap she must be (also can be used on a non-hooker)
Yo look at that Cheap-o-hooker
Hey man you got 99¢ im gonna have sex and still have enough to buy a taco
Cheap-o-hooker by Catrina teat April 15, 2010

National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend 

Always the second weekend in September. From that Friday to Sundown Sunday, all free passes to cheat on your girlfriend with a hooker.
Hey, I booked us a trip to Vegas for my 21st birthday. The second weekend in September. You know that’s National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend!