a chavemo is a chav that thinks they are 'wellard' if they slit there wrists and turn emo cos its 'fashionable'...when really they are chavs at heart... and they stil act chavvy. they also tend to show off scars and stuff (stupid) then they get tired of acting emo so they go back to their natural state (chav)
I hapen to know a few so I am (unfortunately) an expert on the subject..lol =P

Chavemo girl: omg look wat iv dun (showing arms) its coz im so depressed innit?
(chav walks past)
Chavemo girl: haha look at that chav!
Chav: your a chav!
Chavemo girl: I aint no chav!! I is emo! cant you see im depressed!

lol...

chavemo by Jayne_D October 17, 2006

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Chavemo

A chav who listens to emo music.

e.g. Kathryn- A chav who is also a emo, thus she is a chavemo!

Chavemo by u got served December 14, 2008

chavmo

A chavmo is a person who would have just over a week ago called themselves a chav and is now attempting to dress and act emo, not knowing what the term means.
These people are usually easy to recognise, as the only bands they will say they like are Fall Out Boy, Panic! at the Disco, as well as the possible additions of All American Rejects.
More often than not, the chavmo will be an early teen (14ish) girl.

A 14 year old girl wearing "emo beads" and a spotty vest top, listening to panic! at the disco for the fifteenth time today. What a chavmo.

chavmo by no1joel August 6, 2006

chavmosphere

An area or place dominated by brash, loutish behaviour or unsavory characters ie Chavs.

JC - do you want to meet at the pub down the road
CH - No thanks, it's got a chavmosphere

DP - there's a strong chavmosphere in here, should we go somewhere else?
FWD - It's all the chavs in here

chavmosphere by Star_fwd June 1, 2017

chavmobile

Crappy attemt to get frineds, usually has R'n'B 'pumping' out of 30000000 watt paper speakers that costed a bomb bruv (10p).

pipming it up, y'all, music usually (bullet proof) 50 cent painted burberry at home with tesco value paint (at 20p per 1000 gallons)

chavmobile by Anti-Chav June 8, 2005

chavmobile

The only mode of transport for the chav of today, a chavmobile is a derogatory word for a home-converted vehicle of some description. Countless modifications may include huge subwoofers in the boot, a crude soft-top, spoilers from an F1 car, blue neon underneath the doors, spinning hub-caps, painted flames around the wheels or bonnet, a nitro-charged engine (homemade, of course) and multiple CD player. The trouble is, a chavmobile will usually be a fifteen year old Vauxhaul Nova or a Ford Fiesta that should have been scrapped after the accident.

Incidentally, why do chavs spend so much money doing up their chavmobiles when they could buy a decent car with it in the first place?

Readers of motoring magazine Max Power will be all too familiar with chavmobiles.

chavmobile by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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