Charlotte’s Web

The act of shooting a load in your partner’s long hair while they sleep, resulting in their being stuck to the pillow. Bonus points for spelling and coverage.

Mary Jane woke up and asked Peter Parker, “What happened to my hair?” Peter responded, “I Charlotte’s Webbed you!”

Charlotte’s Web by Waisttiewebslinger May 19, 2018

Charlotte’s Web

When you queef after a creampie and it shoots out like a spiders web.

She queefed after I creampied her, call that a Charlotte’s Web

Charlotte’s Web by PShadowz February 25, 2023

Charlotte's Web 

When you cum in someone's hair.

Ben liked Meghan's new haircut so much that the next time she gave him a blowjob, he gave her a Charlotte's Web.

Charlotte's Web by Buffaloes February 2, 2010

Charlotte's Web 

An amazingly awesome sex poistion which is similar to when two girl "scissor". The term "scissor" (in all forms) should be avoided during your sexual encounter, to avoid killing the mood. To truly appreciate Charlotte's Web, the couple should start in a rather boring position (preferably missionary style). This will heighten the anticipation, and give each person a true appreciation of what Charlotte's Web is all about.

Although it may seem inappropriate, at some point during the missionary position the female should say "You know what I want.. I want Charlotte's Web". This must be in a seductive tone, or all romance is lost and the situation turns comical. This is called the trigger phrase, and it signals each partner to assume the Charlotte's Web position.
The female lies on her back, tilting a little to one side - while the male should be totally on his side, interlocking legs. Once Charlotte's Web is established, it is necessary to ease into the thrusting motions. Allow each participant to become acclimated with the new position to really get a feel for what is going on. This is called the introductory period. Once you have passed this period, it's time to take a trip to pleasure town. To get the true effect, the female should arch her back, as if she is trying to unsnap her bra. (please note, the bra should already be removed at this point).

Few things in life are better than Charlotte's Web. Use at your own risk - not for amateurs.

"I understand that your grandma died today and you have just been diagnosed with terminal cancer - but you got to do Charlotte's Web last night... So I don't understand what you're so upset about??"

Charlotte's Web by anonymous October 24, 2011

Charlotte's Web 

A very crusty, disgusting asshole that looks like a spider has been there or should be there. The asshole must contain a rediculous amount of hair, both in the actual hole and on the butt cheeks as well. It can also be found with lower back hair.

Jose: Hey man, you wanna see Charlotte's Web? (reveals Charlotte's Web)
Innocent Bystander: Whoa, that is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. I think I'm going to throw up.

Charlotte's Web by surprisebsex November 8, 2009

charlotte webbing it 

charlotte webbing is the definition given to people having sex in the movies. This was first defined when two people "bob and julia" had sex in the screening of charlottes web.

Are you guys gonna go charlotte web it?

Did you charlotte web it?!

you do realise that your totally charlotte webbing it?!

charlotte webbing it by Ms HoTtIe July 3, 2007