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Charlotte’s Web

The act of shooting a load in your partner’s long hair while they sleep, resulting in their being stuck to the pillow. Bonus points for spelling and coverage.
Mary Jane woke up and asked Peter Parker, “What happened to my hair?” Peter responded, “I Charlotte’s Webbed you!”
by Waisttiewebslinger May 19, 2018
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