A term used to describe a person bending over exposing ones anus to another, usually in the form of jeste or shock. The act is very similar to "mooning" however the buttocks are grasped and pulled apart to reveal the anus.
Whiling driving away, Tomas, "one eyed Charlie'd" Patrick through the passenger window.
Fredrick thought he "mooned" his friends but later found out it was in fact a "one eyed charlie".
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!