A moustache resulting from putting on too much chapstick and pressing one's lips together. The chapstick user often does not notice its presence but is quickly brought back down to earth by a peer.
Hayley: Hey Marc...So I was thinking maybe you and I should...
Marc: Uhh...You have a chapstick moustache!
Hayley: Shoot! (wipe)
Marc: Uhh...You have a chapstick moustache!
Hayley: Shoot! (wipe)
by rock-cupid October 11, 2010
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