A small college in Burlington, VT with a mix of hippies, druggies, ski/ snowboard bums, and gamers. Your social standing is mostly based on the amount of powder you shred and the amount you put up your nose.
Guy 1: Those girls really know how to party

Guy 2: Well of course, they do go to Champlain College
by ChamplainCollegeVT April 5, 2010
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A small private school in Burlington Vermont. The populus here is made up of dirty hippies - TAKE A BATH! - wanabe pro-snowboarders/skiers, and world of warcraft junkies.

Your social standing at Champlain is based on how many different colored neon clothes you have in your wardrobe, the type of car mommy and daddy bought for you, and your ability to wear snow pants seven days a week, nine months out of the year.

About 99% of the students at Champlain want to transfer a semester into their college career, but realize they can't because the administration is contantly treating the students like lab-rats, and has written - and rewritten - the most unconventional academic program known to man (which basically doesn't allow for the transfer of credits.)
"Wow! Did you see those freaks wearin' pink snow pants?"
- "Yeah that's weird, considering it's May. They must go to Champlain College."
by Don Cha No March 8, 2010
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A small school located in burlington VT. This school is filled to the brim with drug addicts and hippies. If you attend this school you will be screwed over by the faculty and ridiculous "cor" classes. If I knew how awful it was going to be I would have never even looked at this school. If you know whats best for you, never even apply to champlain.
Wow heard you were getting screwed over by you're college, you must attend Champlain college.
by Vindictive. February 8, 2011
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