Made from the meme and horrible company name "B.J. Champion". If someone says your mom has a champion van, basically they're calling your mom a cock-sucker. This also can apply to anyone who is not your mother.
Student: "Mrs. Woods, do you drive a champion van?"

Teacher: "What?"

Other Students: "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
by Definition Sensei January 29, 2016
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Someone who takes the most amount of wieners.
Ethan is the Glizzy Champion of Niangua
by BigPapiEthan69420 January 12, 2021
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he who is the true champion... only the true champion knows who is the true champion. Only candidates for true championship may compete for the true championship..

i.e. You are not the true champion because if you were you would not be looking up the definition.
Ian is not the true champion. Neither is Tim....
by Paul December 30, 2005
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When an officer or superior in your chain of command plays constant pranks and/or continually harasses his/her inferior, making it difficult for said inferior to work or function properly. Named for the harassment one suffers under the rule of CPT Champion.
SPC Green was championed all day while he was trying to work in the aid station. He was very unproductive due to being championed so much.
by Green_Machine May 4, 2011
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The single fairest greatest and all around most impressive Catan settler of all time.
Alex P - Charlie is undoubtedly the Catan Champion
Emily N - I full agree. We should engage in more amicable trades with him moving forward
by Web By Association October 19, 2020
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A private school for junior or elementary kids one of the kids are Jordan he goes to tankers class and I am eli my crush us this girl brisaida I just want to fuck that girl over and over like that booty damn mmmmmm
bro I have found this girl in champion school bro she be looking hot
by CHAMPION SCHOOL April 25, 2018
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When someone is sexy af and no one can take it.
They literally just look at you and you feel like Bacon because there that smokin.
She tried to be an amy champion but she was too slutty
by Cashmeoutsidehowaboutdah January 31, 2017
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