Made from the meme and horrible company name "B.J. Champion". If someone says your mom has a champion van, basically they're calling your mom a cock-sucker. This also can apply to anyone who is not your mother.
Student: "Mrs. Woods, do you drive a champion van?"

Teacher: "What?"

Other Students: "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
by Definition Sensei January 29, 2016
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