1. Utilizing your smart phone for shopping/'Google' researching/Being naughty on 'Tumblr' purposes etc.; with the action of thumbing upward on your screen.
Abby - "I was edging on tumblr all day yesterday..."
Chainscrolling: The compulsive, nonstop habit of endlessly scrolling through your phone or social media, just like a chain smoker can’t put down a cigarette. It’s digital addiction at its core—constantly engaging with your device without a break, mirroring the relentless cycle of chain smoking.
Lee: Bruv, every time I get home from work or see my Mrs, she’s always glued to her phone.
Frank: Bruv, she’s probably just chainscrolling. It’s the new chainsmoking, LOL.
Lee: Init Bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'