After you've screwed someone, hand them your used condom like it's a gift. Once they take it, run away while shouting "I've managed my liquidity!". Shit in their foyer closet on the way out of their house.

Never speak to them again.

Man I thought we had something special but then he pulled a dirty Chamath on me.

dirty chamath by Funtimeswithfinance April 16, 2021

Related Words

Chahath • Chahat • chaathurya • chagatha • Chahaha • Chahat-giri • Chamath • Chamathed • chamathka • CHATATHON

chamathka

chamathka,has a goofy personality.will help you at your lowest and will always be there for you no matter how you let her down.she will drag your butt across the bathroom floor and make sure you know your worth.chamathka will be the most kind person you know until you mess with her.she will make your life living hell if you get on her bad side.she’s an angel to the people she cares about and will go beyond the universe to be there for them and help them.falls in love easy but does not get hurt easy.chamathka has been through hell so getting through a day on earth is nothing for her.chamathka considers kindness over anything.chamathka will never embarrass you,chamathka doesn’t trust easy.if you meet a chamathka,hold on to her because she’ll only come into your life once you better not let her go

chamathka is so kind

chamathka by keke900 November 2, 2020

Chahat

synonymous to awesome; the best thing to ever set foot on planet Earth

"Chahat is God. She's my everything. She's the best"

Chahat by waz happenin November 10, 2012

Chahat

Funniest/funnest person possible. Will make you laugh till you cry, will make your happiness touch the sky. In short, she's amazing.

"I'm so depressed and bored"
"You should totally spend the day with Chahat! She'll turn that frown upside down."

Chahat by waz happenin November 12, 2012

Chamath

A Chamath is a very nice and friendly guy who will be that person you will never forget. He is super smart and funny and is a person you can always rely on. When you find a Chamath you will be sure to have a friend (or partner) for life.

"Is he Chamath you were talking about?"

"Yeah, you should get to know him sometime, I'm sure you'll like him!"

Chamath by Sophiaea February 26, 2017

Chahaha

Noun. Synonym for "Bro." Derived from a stereotypical laugh issuing from a bro or bros at times of excitement or great exclamation. The female version of this is the Teehehe.

"Chahaha! I love college!"

"Chahaha! You wanna go throw some DISC on the QUAD?!"

or

"Wow, that guy is only good at one thing and that's beer pong."
"Well, that's because he's a Chahaha."

"All of their pictures are of when they're passed out and got drawn on!"
"Well yeah, They're Chahahas."

Chahaha by CarCar2 April 11, 2010

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026