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Person with abnormally undersized penis. Has a very low self esteem so he feels that putting shirtless pictures on social media will balance it out. Ceto, when not fucking goats, enjoys hanging out with girls and then breaks up with them the following day to return to the goat.
How about you go ceto yourself. (Goat Fuck)
ceto by BeanDip69 April 11, 2015
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Cetosirenians 

A group of mammals that includes cetaceans and sirenians. They live a fully aquatic life in oceans and shallow waters.
How are cetosirenians ungulates? Do they have hooves: no. Do they walk on land: no. Do they have fur on their bodies: no. This is one of those eternal questions we shall never know the answer to! ;)
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The act of wasting 6 hours on something for no apparent reason.
Nick and Bryan went cetoing at the game store for the release of modern Warfare 3.
Cetoing by NamfarbWehttam November 14, 2011

cetology 

the study of whales.
Cetology is an interesting science.
cetology by uttam maharjan November 28, 2011
This species left the ocean and began living on land a very long time ago. It seems to be closely related to Wailmer.
Person 1: "WOAH, is that a Cetoddle?"
Person 2: "Yes it is"
cetoddle by yunGish mulaH November 11, 2022

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
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