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ceto

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Person with abnormally undersized penis. Has a very low self esteem so he feels that putting shirtless pictures on social media will balance it out. Ceto, when not fucking goats, enjoys hanging out with girls and then breaks up with them the following day to return to the goat.
How about you go ceto yourself. (Goat Fuck)
ceto by BeanDip69 April 11, 2015
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Cetosirenians 

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A group of mammals that includes cetaceans and sirenians. They live a fully aquatic life in oceans and shallow waters.
How are cetosirenians ungulates? Do they have hooves: no. Do they walk on land: no. Do they have fur on their bodies: no. This is one of those eternal questions we shall never know the answer to! ;)
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Cetoing 

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The act of wasting 6 hours on something for no apparent reason.
Nick and Bryan went cetoing at the game store for the release of modern Warfare 3.
Cetoing by NamfarbWehttam November 14, 2011

cetology 

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the study of whales.
Cetology is an interesting science.
cetology by uttam maharjan November 28, 2011

cetoddle

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This species left the ocean and began living on land a very long time ago. It seems to be closely related to Wailmer.
Person 1: "WOAH, is that a Cetoddle?"
Person 2: "Yes it is"
cetoddle by yunGish mulaH November 11, 2022
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
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Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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minimap 

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Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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