Verb. From the words cerebral and masturbate. def. To engage in self-absorbed conversation, normally rhetorical and rarely clever, that is strictly for the pleasure of the speaker.
by rtw1313 July 26, 2007
A disease that severely affects the brain causing the sufferer to be devoid of common sense, reality and render them completely useless at everything
by Rubber Sheath September 18, 2006
The act of completely forgetting the name of an actor, song, book, movie or name of anything that one is generally familiar with. The "on-the-tip-of-my-tongue" phenomenon. The 'mind-burp' is the moment of relief, the actual recall. i.e., "Aha! I got it! I remember!"
The movie buff had a bad case of "cerebral constipation" as he choked under pressure when the cute waitress asked him for the name of his favorite romantic comedy.
by ZonaCat Hansen July 11, 2008
A description for one who has superior intellect and utilizes their abilities to outwit any opponent in a competition.
In January 2000, W.W.E. professional wrestler, Triple H, (Hunter Hearst Helmsley) had dubbed himself "The Cerebral Assassin", which implied that he was simply smarter than the other wrestlers.
by Gaijin-Ronin September 5, 2006
A disease that severely affects the brain causing the sufferer to be devoid of common sense, reality and render them completely useless at everything
by Rubber Sheath September 19, 2006
Cerebral seduction transpired via his unique perspective on the Middle East conflict and his witty retorts to the peanut gallery, who disagreed with his viewpoint.
by Fi-Toronto September 10, 2009
When you drink an egregious amount of alcohol, smoke one bowl of weed and you transform into a state of temporary shaking in which you cannot control your movements or complete menial tasks.
Jimmy: Holy Sh*t! John drank so much tonight and now he’s smoking?
(5 min later)
Anthony: lol, look at John he’s shaking out of control
Jimmy: I knew he was going to go into cerebral sconezy
(5 min later)
Anthony: lol, look at John he’s shaking out of control
Jimmy: I knew he was going to go into cerebral sconezy
by hawkeye17 June 19, 2020