Celtic Minded 

Celtic Minded (commonly pronouced ra sellic minded) is the term used to describe certain sections of the Celtic support. While anybody can support Celtic, to be a fully accepted member of the Celtic "family" one must meet the following critera :-

1. Catholic - This is a must , although one does not need to be practising (indeed the vast majority are not) to be fully accepted into the Celtic "family" one must allege to follow the man in Rome

2. Irish - One does not need to actually be Irish but to be fully accepted one must profess a love for the country of Ireland (even more than one's own country). Extra points are awarded for having a link to Ireland regardless of how tenuous that link may be (having a pint of Guinness is often enough)

3. Hate Rangers - Again this a must. To be fully accepted into the Celtic family one must display a hatred of all things Rangers related. This hatred must be put before the love for one's own team

4. Hate the UK - Another essential trait of the Celtic Minded. Depsite the fact that the vast majority of the Celtic Minded family have a United Kingdom of Great Britan and Northern Ireland passport to be fully accepted one must display a hatred for all things British

5. Hate The Queen - Plus points will be granted for a good old hatred of Her Majesty The Queen. This goes hand in hand in hand with the next point

6. Hate Proddies - Simply put, being Celtic Minded mean's one must show a dislike for those of the one truth faith.

Extra point's are awarded for showing affection to known woman and baby killers The IRA

Jock Stein is a prime example of one who , despite helping Celtic to become the first BRITISH team to win the old European Cup , was never deemed to be Celtic Minded. This can be seen in the fact that after he stepped down as manager he was only offered the lowly position of Head of the Celtic Pools. Big Jock Knew that he was better than this and refused the position

CelticMinded is also the name of a website that caters for those that meet the above critera. It is famous for stealing charity money to help fund the owners holidays and is in general a place that one should avoid

Aye wee Gordy, hes done ok, but he pyoor no Celtic Minded an aww rat, hes got tae go

See wee lennon by ra way. Hes pyoor pish but hes Celtic Minded and aww rat no, so bhoys go tae stay, a love lennon

A donated money to CelticMinded and mince hud a guid holidy

Celtic Minded by Big Jock December 26, 2008

Celtic Minded 

This means a Bigotted supporter of Glasgow Celtic the person is usually Of Irish decent or they claim to be even when they are not.They are of Roman catholic religion and hate any oter religion and dont want anybody else to run there club that isnt Celtic minded

Gordon strachan get him out of our club because he isn't Celtic minded

Celtic Minded by broxibear September 21, 2009

CelticMinded

A place were toast and cheese is debated along with Rangers going bust (circa 2089), has many great posters such as DownpatrickCelt, Amerrycelt, some bints and a vast aray of ubers such as PaulTheTim

I seen that Amerrycelt dancing like a seal in O'Briens while PaulTheTim discussed the off-side trap used at todays Celtic Bhoys U-14 game & how CelticMinded was full of neds

CelticMinded by Bluevale Bomber February 5, 2009

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019