Cellar Dweller

A team or person that is in last position.

"Man the Lakers can't even buy a win this season"

"Yeah, they're the cellar dwellers this year"

Cellar Dweller by Sonny Jiim November 29, 2007

cellar dweller

A suburban, white guy, usually over the age of 30, who lives in a basement apartment. He doesn't have a steady job, can't get a date, and listens to 80's power ballads on his stereo while cooking mac and cheese on a hot plate. Throw a mullet haircut and a possible substance abuse problem and you get the picture. This dude this also known as a basement dweller.

Jack Martin was a typical cellar dweller - no girl, no money, no job, no ambition - just his basement apartment which smelled like mildew, cigarette smoke, and semen.

cellar dweller by lovebug11768 July 16, 2006

Cellar Dweller

Pre - teen or teen who would spend ( or does spend ) most of his time in the basement playing X-Box live

My 12 year old is a "Cellar Dweller"...So is my 18 year old

Cellar Dweller by SANE-A June 17, 2010

Cellar Dweller

A chronic masturbater.

When their relationship ended, Alfred become a cellar dweller.

The catholic priest, after years of celler dwelling, was relieved when he was hired to be the new youth minister.

Cellar Dweller by Hagggard March 19, 2009

cellar dweller

someone who thinks themselves better than another person because their houses have added features another persons might not.

"he's such a cellar dweller, so what if my house only has two floors?"

cellar dweller by Thom Gavin December 14, 2008

cellar-dweller 

An inhabitant or permanent resident of a room or group of rooms below the ground level and usually under a building often a relative or child turned adult that refuses to leave the parents home.

After seeing the empty pantry, refrigerator and the recent electric bill Dad turned to Mom and said, " This is outrageous, tell cellar-dweller he needs to get a job and pay room and board we cannot afford him anymore."

cellar-dweller by jpg3 August 5, 2010

Cellar Dwellar 

A person with no life who lives in a musty cellar, feeding off crabs and various foods that grow in the dirty habitat.

Becca is a cellar dwellar, and feeds off the seafood buffet.

Cellar Dwellar by Crazy Omen Tinker Bell June 3, 2010