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Cave monkey

A racist term for white people. Dealing with how whites are from Neanderthals.
by Casscia646 September 5, 2017
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Cave Monkey

Cave Monkey :Noun

A class of humans particularly whites who carry Neanderthal traits, incest is very common in this group. Lies, deceit , hatred for any ethic group better than them. So they weapon themselves with dry white humor, 911 speed dial, and internet Trolling. They are easy to detect they usually have Semen pasty skin or high skin tan like the color of Cheetos . Their friends are Coons, Toms and Bedwenches
I wanted to vote today but my Cave Monkey supervisor said not today Jamal.
by CyberAli May 28, 2018
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Cave Monkey

A melanin-deficient person with Neanderthal DNA, AKA white people.
"This Cave Monkey really came in here smelling like a wet dog. Ugh."
by IBTAL December 10, 2019
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Cave monkey

Somone who's just so hairy that they look like a monkey that's just been growing more hair and nothing else
Steven-yo Vinniewhere's my 5 bucks?

Vinnie-Ah shut up ya goddamn cave monkey!
by Vinnie5o January 10, 2012
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Shake the money tree in a wine cave

Fancy political fundraisers for rich donors. In 2019 photos surfaced in which Pete Buttigieg, mayor of South Bend, IN was seated with rich donors in a Napa valley wine cave for a fundraising event. During Dec. 2019 debate, Elizabeth Warren attacked Buttigieg for appealing to rich donors instead of grassroots supporters by using this imagery. A few minute later, Andrew Yang stated his campaign reform policy would increase women and minority elected to offices around the country because "they don't have to shake the money tree in a wine cave", gesturing to Buttigieg.
You will have many many more women run for office because they don't have to shake the money tree in a wine cave.
by YangAlltheWay December 21, 2019
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