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Caucasian Privilege; "Vacations"

They have more privileges than I have basic human. Rights.

My colonized Asian face and gourmet Hispanic cuisine; some stupid white people bombed my restauranft.

There are no police, no basic human rights for people of color.

All crackers with smart korchdn will get their little gingers cut off da first day of session of India's first public school. They never lifted a finger in gjeir lives; why should they have orm.

"Buddy, this is as a punishment for your Caucasian privilege. You're a rich white dude who is illiterate, doesn't know shit about music, and doesn't know how to cook to save his life. But look; you have a smart kitchen, never had to work a day in your life, never had to fight for your basic human rights, never even had to justify why you have Caucasian privilege! Having Caucasian privilege was always a granted in your life; something you "deserve" to have. But buddy, nothing in life comes free! As punishment for your laziness and spoiled, worthless life, I need to cut off a finger. You haven't lifted a finger in the kitchen in your life, it's time to pay the price! Read this aloud, if you don't I'll cut off 2 fingers!"

Illiterate cracker: "I'm getting my finger cut off as punishment for being a lazy cracker who has a smart kitchen, home recording studio and because everything in life gets handed to me. I need to lose my ginger to learn a lesson on Caucasian privilege!"

Illiterate cracker finger SLICED RIGHT OFF, WITH A KITCHEN KNIFE.

AHHHHH! 👸🏻🔪🖕🏼
Caucasian Privilege; "Vacations". I never have the option to say, "I don't feel like being in slavery under an illiterate cracker who has never worked a day in his life, doesn't have a single friend, and has been handed everything he wants his entire life. I need basic human rights; I never have the option to have basic human fights.
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026