Catweazle 

(i) A male sporting a beard, when clearly he does not have good beard growing capacity. Results in tufty pubescent look.
(ii) A male of dubious character. Likely to have appearance as described above, coupled with piss-like odour. Leers alot and has near criminal interest in 14 year old girls.

(i) The 20 something in a shell suit top that hangs out at your local bus station 'looking for action', that never arrives.
(ii) The 40 something male who could be in his 70s who loiters at train stations. Has delusions that all young grirls are looking for a man just like him.

Catweazle by Gumbo Jenkinson November 13, 2003

Catwhale 

Catwhale - an adult, large sized catfish.

Catwhale - An adult, large sized catfish particulary the genus Corydoras

Hey Y'all I'm going Cathwhalin'! You wann' go?

I just a caught a Catwhale and I'm going to eat this bitch!

Dude! That's not a catfish - that's a fucking Catwhale!

Catwhale!!!!!!!!

Catwhale by BigNerdLolz November 10, 2013

catweasel 

A person who looks like, and possibly even sounds like, a cross between a cat and a weasel.

Boy, he sure looks like a catweasel!

catweasel by Annonnn December 9, 2008

Catweasel 

Is a anal masterbator who likes to use live animals. He tends to prefer rodents.

Honey have you seen the pet Gerbil?
Yeah, Ian borrowed it.
Not again, I'm going to have to clean the shit off it. Will he ever stop catweaseling?

Catweasel by analgangbangshiteater January 15, 2009