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Catperson 

When you really like cats, so much you would buy all the cats in the world. You might just marry one, and have cat-human-babies. You will live the nicw white picket fence life. And have lots of sex.
A: That is a cute cat!
B: I am going to fuck it.
A: you are such a catperson
Catperson by CATMAN! September 23, 2022

catperson 

noun

1. An individual whose personal details and life events are used without credit or permission by an author to create a story or work of ostensible fiction.

verb

2. To use an individual's personal details and life events without credit or permission to create a story or work of ostensible fiction.
"Have you read XYZ's new novel? They totally catpersoned you!"
catperson by Marquis de Cod March 26, 2023

Capperoni 

Another form of the word “cap” or “thats cap
Capperoni
Capperoni by oGBandzz April 26, 2020

Comperson 

A man or woman who feels compersion, i.e., pleasure associated with one's partner romantic or sexual pleasure with another and is often called the opposite of jealousy. Since these persons know and enjoy their partners' pleasure with others, these partners are technically not Cuckolds or Cuckqueans since infidelities or unfaithfulness are not involved.
The comperson enjoyed his wife telling him about her sex dates.
Comperson by Soaul July 4, 2022

cat person

cat person n. /kat pərs(ə)n/

1. Someone who prefers cats to other pets

2. One who has taken cat ownership to excess

3. An unwanted but consensual sex partner, often an acquaintance

4. Someone unaware of the difference between porn sex and real sex

ORIGIN:
Definitions 1 and 2: early 20th century from cat + person compound.
Definitions 3 and 4: early 21st century from the short story “Cat Person” by Kristen Roupenian, published in The New Yorker (December 11, 2017)
1. Oh Robert wouldn't have a dog, he's a cat person.

2. From the smell of his bedroom Margot could tell that Robert was a cat person.

3. After all their flirty text messages, Margot was disappointed to discover that without his shirt Robert was just another pot-bellied cat person.

4. Robert outed himself as a cat person with his fiendish doggie style.
cat person by DancingFedora February 25, 2018

Catterson 

Being an extremely hypocritical person. Being very immature and arrogant.
Liam was being a real Catterson because he was mocking people about being immature.
Catterson by The OC Kid February 20, 2013