catn 

cluth ace that nigga

when -ovk.chris- pwns the whole team, we all yell CATN!!

catn by mikev0910 August 7, 2006

Catn’t

A reference to anything that isn’t a cat

The dog is catn’t

Catn’t by anonymous May 26, 2021

catnarok

The epic battle between longcat and tacgnol. It will happen on caturday, after ceilingcat warns Anonymous that catnarok is near. Because both parties are equally matched, the outcome will be that of epic win. The result will be that of delicious cake and joy.

Prima: Did you hear? Catnarok is nigh!
Segunda: Yes, now the world will be rid of epic fail and crappy, forced memes!

catnarok by LisAnonymous May 29, 2008

catnipotent 

The feeling of being almighty, all powerful, and supreme that invades a cat's brain after he/she has been rolling around on the floor with a cat nip toy.

The skinny grey cat, Jackson, must have been feeling catnipotent as he left the cat nip toy behind and lunged at the much larger cat, Moe.

catnipotent by Deirdre (DeDe) Daniels March 12, 2008

Sleep Catnea 

When your cats wake you up 100 times a night, leaving you tired and cranky the next morning.

The cat kept jumping on my head in the middle of the night wanting to play. I have a bad case of sleep catnea.

Sleep Catnea by MIsterwrite March 24, 2010

Catnap 

To take a brief nap. Ever notice how cats tend to fall asleep, wake up shortly thereafter, and then doze off again? Catnaps are referred to as such due to their brief and sometimes random nature.

Person A: "Say, is Heather awake?"
Person B: "No, she said she was tired and wanted to take a quick catnap.

Catnap by Mephianse April 5, 2005

catnipone 

A pasty white twitch streamer with no arms, alternatively referred to as bitchontwitch. He is often seen trying to establish dominance over others but failing miserably, ending up the beta in the process.

Hey you see that guy over there? He never leaves his house, I think he's a catnipone.

catnipone by iliekpiez March 26, 2020