catnarok
The epic battle between longcat and tacgnol. It will happen on caturday, after ceilingcat warns Anonymous that catnarok is near. Because both parties are equally matched, the outcome will be that of epic win. The result will be that of delicious cake and joy.
Prima: Did you hear? Catnarok is nigh!
Segunda: Yes, now the world will be rid of epic fail and crappy, forced memes!
Segunda: Yes, now the world will be rid of epic fail and crappy, forced memes!
catnarok by LisAnonymous May 29, 2008
catnipotent
The feeling of being almighty, all powerful, and supreme that invades a cat's brain after he/she has been rolling around on the floor with a cat nip toy.
The skinny grey cat, Jackson, must have been feeling catnipotent as he left the cat nip toy behind and lunged at the much larger cat, Moe.
catnipotent by Deirdre (DeDe) Daniels March 12, 2008
Sleep Catnea
The cat kept jumping on my head in the middle of the night wanting to play. I have a bad case of sleep catnea.
Sleep Catnea by MIsterwrite March 24, 2010
Catnap
To take a brief nap. Ever notice how cats tend to fall asleep, wake up shortly thereafter, and then doze off again? Catnaps are referred to as such due to their brief and sometimes random nature.
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