Catholoptic Affair 

A catastrophic love affair between a Catholic and Coptic which, in keeping with religious observance, begins on Christmas Day and ends by Good Friday, resurrection not possible for hypocrites.

Guy 1: Hey, what was the deal with those two?
Guy 2: Oh, they had a Catholoptic Affair.
Guy 1: Are they getting back together?
Guy 2: Nah, dude was a hypocrite.

Catholoptic Affair by Goddess12* December 13, 2013